Effeminate middle aged men with faces like a planks of wood, always with a twisted grin.
They piss on your lawn, put a gun to your face, and ask for 25% of your money, then move on to the neighbor's.
All day they call the house to say "better me do this than someone else". They implement a new policy, ten television channels must be dedicated to them.
After a night of sleep, the pricks show up in the morning and steal your newspaper, leaving only advertisements.
One politician ask your daughter if she wants a job, making you think "Maybe he's not such a bad guy". Three months later she comes back broke and pregnant, but she refers to herself as an intern.
You get mad, want to kill the bastards, but when you go to confront the politicians one waves his hand and says "none of that happened".
He is a masterful orator, so you go home and forget about it.
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