What glories would ring if all at once, every. single. fucking. Person. who made follies of the mouth, truly foul, ill-informed descriptions and definitions of words, could define themselves as mutes. The end of bastardizing language, and the beginning of God's pure tampon inserted deep into Earth, clogging the bleeding pit of ridiculosity that exists within the mind of a dullard. Tears of politically correct retards and fagots would fill the streets, as the circus of lawyers would abruptly pack their mobile homes and scurry from mob-beatings delayed by progressive mothers and the politically correct muzzles of justice. Oh no! It reads as arrogant and insensitive to generalize a mass of human as such!
Oh
whoa is me, and whoa is the world. Yes, Mrs. Brown some
people are morons, and yes, it could be their environments or
upbringing to blame, but this does not change the importance of
reminding morons how dull their wits and how many shits (none) are
given about their attempts to decipher reality. With censorship of
the idiot, reality itself would be a little more real, and for the
sake of arguing existence is a good thing, it would make the world
better.
Can
you see it now? The day pundits and politicians opened their collagen
lips and collaborative schemes to reality, or the correct use of
words, would be the day skies would open and Jesus Christ himself
would return to the world, slaughtering and saving the tongue all at
once, choosing syllables over antonyms, leaving parenthesis behind to
perish as meaning ascended. Oh! Just one day! Just one, when the
phrase “shut up” was adhered to, and all the bitching and
bickering and whining and hissing turned off with the right
tightening of a hose's handle! It would be a stroll through the
neighborhood without Bill or Martha telling you where to put the
newspaper or the exclamation point! Can you imagine how this day
would be? It's excites me to think what would or could happen without
rules and the critics of writing and of cynics, an open discussion
celebrated in the assumption of education!
Oh, glorious day we
have found you! For there are no more fucks given about who is
offended and who will need mended, because the faces of pussies, and
cowards, and wimps, and those who want to just hear themselves
speak...or argue, will be sown shut. Say what you want tomorrow, but
for just one day, let every person say what they mean and mean what
they say, for just one day, lets open the lines of human interaction
and actually be able to handle it.
War would be taboo
instead of being called nappy-headed hos, and television without
commercials would discuss human rights more than race, people could
speak of violent Muslims and not have their heads cut off by advanced
sand monkeys, or indicted by advanced “civilized” pale monkeys,
all of them, “hoo-hooing and caw-cawing” about insensitive
remarks as they sentence another cracker Swede or Netherlander to a
death sentence.
Every fucktard who
complains about art, every person hired by a company to make bad
things seem PR-friendly, every marketing whore bore deep within the
bukkake of sales and every person who uses a word to misinterpret
things purposefully can just shut. the. fuck. up.
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