If you aren't already aware, there is speculation that the world is going to end on December 21st 2012. So save your money, you are going to miss Christmas that year.
I remember the last time the world ended, it was New Years Day, at midnight, 2000. Since that catastrophe we as a people have been able to re-build our world in a very short time. Thank God for that quick rebound.
When I wake up on December 22nd and the world hasn't ended I am not going to be happy. After two "World Endings" in a short 24 year lifespan, I am fed up. I propose the first person who perpetuates the next world ending rumor, after this one is proven to be false, is to be castrated.
Maybe not castrated, but at least sterilized.
The crash and burn mentality of this world's people is going to cause the world to crash and burn. Things are getting unnatural.
People stock piling weapons, ready to kill other people as soon as shit hits the fan. Large underground concrete apartments for "post-apocalypse living". The continuous proliferation of nuclear weapons. Without even getting into environmental issues, it seems as if we are willing the destructive end to come...and soon rather than later.
Many religious folk call onto this apocalypse, and look forward to it. Because in every holy book, the only thing that hasn't happened yet is the end, so they have been waiting over a thousand years for the Apocalypse to validate their beliefs, so I guess they are getting impatient. That's understandable.
Katrina and the Gulf Oil Spill have exposed a large weakness of America, we have a difficult time recovering from disaster. Our response is slow, our people are unable to work together, and our federal government is severely flawed internally.
It would only take one nuke to throw us into complete self-destructive chaos. The panic would overtake reason, and we would become cannibals instead of working together in order to rebuild.
Anyone claiming they know when the end is coming is full of shit. Nobody will know it's arrived until the Grim Reaper smacks us in the face, that's part of the whole production. The end could come at any instant, whether it is on the individual or global level. Nukes, sting ray, car, snake, diabetes, cancer, poison ivy in the eyes, drug overdose, plane crash, heart attack, boat accident, fork-lift accident, heavy farm equipment accident, conveyor belt accident, pork chop accident, baby pool accident, fall asleep with cigarette in hand, trampled by elephants, eaten by sharks, attacked by bees and are allergic, asphyxiation, etc. Lets face it, the odds of survival are not in our favor.
Here is an open speech to our civilization:
Look, culture that is awkwardly obsessed with destruction and every thing's death. You only live once. Here's a beer, calm down, stop talking about nuclear fallout, and poison water and Satan walking around, and BIG ANGRY GOD, and people burning alive, and then in Hell eternally. Lot of fire, It sucks I know, but I don't really know how to prepare for something on that scale, so I will just worry about it when I am at that juncture.
So yeah prepare if you want, buy guns, non-perishable food items, things of that sort, no problems with that. Stay on top of the game general public, protect your families. But to the people who pray for it on Sunday, then go out and make multi-million dollar arms deals the next...what!? What are you doing?
I don't know when the end is coming, but if these bat-shit crazy, greedy, demonic, animals have their way...it is fast approaching.
I'll just do my part and not kill someone. I also will not be a stereotypical German scientist, and develop science that can destroy the planet in an instant, then sell it off to both the highest and lowest bidders. Can't forget those goddamn German Scientists, always pissing on, and pissing off nature.
The world just ended again...at least the one you were present in 20 minutes ago. Oh, it just ended again, well not that one, but a different one you were separately present in, at a different time, it's slightly different than this one.
You see? Worrying about the end of the world is pointless.
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